By The Sandmonkey
Remember those old looney tunes cartoons, where a character would be given a birthday cake, and the candle is really a dynamite stick and it blows up in his face?
You do?
Can you think of a more appropriate gift for this guy?
Posted by The Sandmonkey at March 11, 2007 10:50 AM
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