March 23, 2006

Iran policy

An American lady in Iran has some novel suggestions “targeted at the ruling classes”:
1. Force the Iranian team to negotiate with itself. (Oops! They already are!)
2. Make them source all materials and services within Iran. (That’ll teach them.)
3. Have the regime try to get money from itself without bribing anyone.
4. Force them to meet deadlines.
5. Don’t serve tea to any Iranian officials.
6. Make them use the Iranian medical system themselves (no intermediaries allowed! Let them see what it’s like to find out the drug they need is only available on the black market.)
7. Don’t let them watch football until they meet the EU’s demands.
8. Force them to drink only homemade Iranian vodka.
Number 8 may be going too far.

Andrew Apostolou (persian pyjamas).

Posted by Andrew Apostolou at March 23, 2006 8:50 PM
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