November 23, 2004

Autorantic Virtual Moonbat

Posted by Jeremy Brown

At Harry's Place I found an oracle of wisdom you simply must visit: a moonbat robot. You can ask it any question about any subject. Read the FAQ's below, but then go ask some questions:

QUESTIONS ANSWERED

Is the AVM a "he" or a "she"?
It thinks gender is a social construct, and will be extremely offended if you assign it a sex. So, go ahead and do it.

Does it matter what I type?
Not much. Other than occasionally sneering at some word or phrase it doesn't like, the AVM largely ignores all inputs, and rants about topics at random, just like a real moonbat.

I'd have posted it here, but I don't want to turn Michael's blog into a whimsical funhouse, or rather, I don't think that was my mandate.

UPDATE: Actually, what am I saying? Michael's the one who posted a picture of Rudy Giuliani in drag just before flying off to Libya for Turkey Day. But one feels a pull to be over-formal when guesting on someone else's blog; I think I have a small sense of how Michael felt guest blogging on Instapundit.

Posted by Jeremy Brown at November 23, 2004 12:00 AM
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Oh post it if you want. It would save me work and I am by nature lazy.
Enjoy yourself. I am appreciating your posts here,and clearly appreciate your political leanings.

Posted by: dougf at November 22, 2004 09:32 PM

Q: Do you still think whitey is keeping the brother down?

A: Speaking of keeping: The Thief-in-Chief's War Against Free Health CARE MUST end now!!! It's like 1965 all over again!!! Porter Goss!!!? Jeb Bush!!!? Gosh, I can't tell one Israeli, CONSERVATIVE shill for Israel from the other!!

Posted by: David at November 22, 2004 11:07 PM

You're doing a fine job Jeremy, and I like your 'peculiar brand of gloomy optimism'. Of course, like dougf, I also appreciate your political leanings!

Posted by: Fish at November 23, 2004 01:54 AM

Thanks, all.

However:

What makes you say appreciate? Say no to occupation and pollution!!!! Say no to our government of the imperialists, by the rednecks, and for the NRA!!!! The truth is at liberalvegetariansfortheglobaltest.org!!? I reject destruction!? War on terror, indeed.

Posted by: Jeremy Brown at November 23, 2004 04:18 AM

It's like 1965 all over again.

lol.

Part of the auto response I got was It's like 1949 all over again.

That's good auto-moonbat.

Great find, Jeremy.

This is probably a good thread to drop some more humor:

http://www.vidlit.com/yidlit/yidlit.html

Posted by: SoCalJustice at November 23, 2004 07:10 AM

I'd send this automatic moonbat to some of my Lib friends but I doubt they even know what a moonbat is.

Posted by: David at November 23, 2004 07:40 AM

David: I'd send this automatic moonbat to some of my Lib friends but I doubt they even know what a moonbat is.

I suspect they already know what a wingnut is.

Posted by: double-plus-ungood at November 23, 2004 08:25 AM

'I suspect they already know what a wingnut is.'-DPU

Now that was unkind.And here we were all trying to put on a happy face during Jeremy's visit.
Tsk,tsk.

Say,DPU,on a related front,did you happen to notice that the CRTC has allowed the evil Bushitler propaganda organ,aka FOXNEWS into Canada?I am betting it is going to a highly-rated feature of many Canadian's programming choices.Are you planning to sign up for it in the New Year? Just to see what the VRWC is up to?

Posted by: dougf at November 23, 2004 10:06 AM

Now that was unkind.

Yes it was, but what kind of a maniac would have been able to resist that. It was just sitting there, waiting to be said.

...did you happen to notice that the CRTC has allowed the evil Bushitler propaganda organ,aka FOXNEWS into Canada?

Actually, I've been looking forward to watching Bill O'Reilly ever since he denounced the "far left" Globe and Mail. I've been chuckling about that for the last six months, and am eagerly anticipating more of the same from this comic genius.

I'm guessing the biggest market segment will be Alberta, but don't think there'll be much intersts in it other than comedic enjoyment.

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A red Alberta would look like a big finger rising from a Jebusland fist. Saskatchewan would work better iconically but thoughts of the Alberta tar sands make it a better ironic fit.

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Essays

Terror and Liberalism
Paul Berman, The American Prospect

The Men Who Would Be Orwell
Ron Rosenbaum, The New York Observer

Looking the World in the Eye
Robert D. Kaplan, The Atlantic Monthly

In the Eigth Circle of Thieves
E.L. Doctorow, The Nation

Against Rationalization
Christopher Hitchens, The Nation

The Wall
Yossi Klein Halevi, The New Republic

Jihad Versus McWorld
Benjamin Barber, The Atlantic Monthly

The Sunshine Warrior
Bill Keller, The New York Times Magazine

Power and Weakness
Robert Kagan, Policy Review

The Coming Anarchy
Robert D. Kaplan, The Atlantic Monthly

England Your England
George Orwell, The Lion and the Unicorn