Michael J. Totten: Worst Album Covers Ever

May 23, 2004

Worst Album Covers Ever

The sequel to the Worst Album Covers Ever is just way too funny to pass up a link. Enjoy.

Posted by Michael J. Totten at May 23, 2004 12:44 AM

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"Satan Has Been Paralyzed"!!! Only to be topped by the "Let Me Touch Him" gospel quartet cover from the first series.

I don't have any idea, Michael, just how in the hell any of this has to do with politics or current affairs, but who cares?! I seriously laughed at some of these for a good 5 or 10 minutes straight. Thanks.

Posted by: Grant McEntire at May 23, 2004 01:53 AM

And if anyone finds out whatever happened to all of Freddie Gage's friends, do let me know. I can't help but pity the poor guy.

Posted by: Grant McEntire at May 23, 2004 01:55 AM

All right. This is what I needed.

Posted by: miklos rosza at May 23, 2004 02:32 AM

Just once I would like to see a picture of the band ManOWar and not be embarassed that I liked one of their songs.

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Posted by: Scott Partee at May 23, 2004 09:33 AM

I hope you're happy, Michael. Several of those things are going to give me nightmares.

Posted by: Bruce Moomaw at May 23, 2004 05:05 PM

Holy crap, Scott.

The blonde sister, "Marsha", on that McKeithens cover is a dead-ringer for my ex-girlfriend. That's kinda creepy.

Another similarity between the two; nymphomania it seems: The bio mentions that Marsha worked as a stripper for a couple years.

Posted by: Grant McEntire at May 23, 2004 10:03 PM

Great, now you've got me thinking about how the sex with my ex was far and away the best I've ever had...and how it'll never happen ever ever again. Thanks alot, buddy.

Posted by: Grant McEntire at May 23, 2004 10:06 PM

Damnit Grant, now you got ME thinking about sex with MY ex and how great it was.

Scum bag.

Posted by: Roark at May 24, 2004 05:16 AM

Yep...

Why is it that the "one that got away" always also happens to be the freakiest, most experienced, and most sex-craved with the greatest body you've ever seen? The stories I could tell. The stories I could tell.

I dated her for a full two and some odd years and hated just about every minute of it. We haven't spoken or seen each other in over seven months and I'm a much much happier man for it. But, oh, how I miss the one really great thing we had going for us. The last thing she ever told me, and I sware I'm not making this up, was, "You know I'll be the best lay you ever had." It's like a curse. Uggggh.

Posted by: Grant McEntire at May 24, 2004 07:03 AM

My sincere apologies though, Roark. I would never wish this burden upon anyone else.

Posted by: Grant McEntire at May 24, 2004 07:06 AM

Eh, its not like I wasn't thinking about her anyway.

At least mine didn't curse me when she left. I actually left her to marry another woman (good decision) because she was nuts and the other one wasn't, but the sex....

Posted by: Roark at May 24, 2004 02:39 PM

Some of them aren't really terrible covers, they're just pretty square-looking people wearing embarrassing outfits from the 1970s. But that Millie Jackson on the toilet one is definitely, um, unique.

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